José Carioca

José Carioca, also known as Zé, is an official who was originally allied with Webby, but switched to Lilo's side.

Background
José was born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, which is where he spent most of his childhood. After his girlfriend (read: beard) Rosinha Vaz left him and took the kids that weren't even hers in the first place, José travelled to America, where he met and eventually fell for Donald Duck. But it was not meant to be. Eventually, he met Panchito Pistoles, and being a disaster gay, fell for him too. They got married, and adopted a son, James. All was well until Panchito killed himself, but was shortly thereafter revived by Gyro Gearloose. The family continued to live peacefully until the deaths of Panchito and James. As of late, José has been trying to avenge the deaths of his loved ones, and has recently been seen flirting with (read: throwing himself at) Donald, apparently never getting over his feelings from years ago...that is, until Panchito returned from the dead, and José immediately went back to his loving ar--oh wait, Panchito dumped him. Poor fucker, he's been Tonari Ni'd like five times now.

Personality
José is generally very laidback, although he will often spit insults at others. He can be very sarcastic at times. He is known for being stubborn, as seen when he desperately tried to argue that he was best princess against the much more popular and well-loved Elsa. José also seems to be the jealous type, and he is very protective of Donald and Panchito. He is also very good with kids, as seen in his interactions with Huey, Dewey, and Louie (especially Huey).

Appearance
José is a green parrot with red and blue tail feathers and red eyes. He wears a yellow suit and matching hat. When not wearing this, he wears a pink-and-white outfit, similar to Carmen Miranda. He is usually seen with a cigar and an umbrella.

Trivia

 * He is best princess.
 * He seems to have a fondness for the music of The iDOLM@STER, especially the song "Tonari ni..."
 * He is second only to Donald Duck in terms of gayness.
 * He hates Elsa because she's a snow whore and a puta.
 * He is susceptible to mind control from other princesses (and Miku), who have inherent bird-controlling abilities.
 * He hates the Aracuan Bird with a burning passion, because the Aracuan Bird stole his cigars.